having curly hair is like playing a really scary guessing game where you don’t know what it’s going to do until it does it and the only way to fix it is to take another shower
The best jokes from everyone’s favorite goofy dad, The Walking Dead's Rick Grimes.
the last one tho
The trick, kiddo,” his mom replies slowly. “Is finding someone who complements you instead of completes you. You need to be complete on your own. —The Fight, and Fate
donnel what kind of farm did you live on
"How to Open a Can without a Can Opener"
The single most useful thing I have ever learned from youtube. Damn.
"Guess what? Cat gonna survive too"
This would have been good to know a couple weeks ago when my mom broke both my can openers in one week XD
What up guys?! Guess who just sat through her first session of her chest piece?
Done by Jerry Bean at Synergy Tattoo, Knoxville~
The Hobbit: the Desolation of Smaug | cast & characters
A boy may be as disagreeable as he pleases, but when a girl refuses to crap sunshine on command, the world mutters darkly about her moods
. —from Republic of Thieves,
by Scott Lynch (via makingupachangingmind